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Below you'll find a series of random paragraphs. If you can't get ideas from the whacky juxtapositions of words in these paragraphs, I don't think anything in these idea generators can help you! How could you not get ideas from sentences like "An incinerated senator gives lectures on morality to the football team" or "A food stamp inside a steam engine gives secret financial aid to the smelly insurance agent"?
Read these out loud for the full effect. Please don't read them while eating or drinking anything; I will not be responsible for the damage to your keyboard.
IntroductionAnother wedding dress is pompous. A venus fly trap meditates, and a scooby snack marries unwisely; however, a senator about a bottle of beer seeks a fruit cake. A sheriff tries to seduce the bullfrog living with a paper napkin. Sometimes the green turkey hesitates, but a wheelbarrow beyond another grand piano always laughs and drinks all night with a cowboy living with a razor blade! Most people believe that the paternal traffic light falls in love with a fighter pilot, but they need to remember how eagerly an amoral salad dressing wakes up.A sociopathic scytheNow and then, a lover accurately endures a bad hair day because of a mansion instead of the mastodon. For example, a sepulchral globule indicates that a tape recorder pees on a ball bearing. Any bonsai can dance with a diskette defined by a particle accelerator, but it takes a real anomaly to lazily give a pink slip to a photon. For example, a football team defined by the marshmallow indicates that the particle accelerator befriends a steam shovel like the vacuum cleaner. If a diskette laughs and drinks all night with the ball bearing on account of a cough syrup, then the girl scout toward a plaintiff rejoices.A hole puncher from within a penguinNow and then, a childlike eggplant slyly knows a makeshift tuba player. If an ostensibly imaginative dolphin barely befriends the polar bear over a razor blade, then the digital camera groks the universe. Indeed, a food stamp satiates the football team atop some diskette. Now and then, the lover under a plaintiff horrifically requires assistance from the crank case around a cargo bay. A support group tries to seduce the corporation.A bottle of beerIndeed, a surly short order cook cooks cheese grits for a razor blade from within a satellite. When the magnificent scythe is annoying, the vacuum cleaner near a dust bunny bestows great honor upon a tuba player under some cocker spaniel. Indeed, a miserly tabloid eagerly competes with the particle accelerator. When a grand piano living with the light bulb is twisted, a carpet tack alongside a fighter pilot caricatures a tattered fighter pilot. A jersey cow through a venus fly trap dies, and a tape recorder hides; however, the particle accelerator living with the ocean befriends the South American girl scout.ConclusionsA college-educated blithe spirit makes cane furniture, and an oil filter eats a pig pen. Some loathsome ball bearing groks the universe, because an earring through a food stamp gives lectures on morality to a graduated cylinder. An assassin requires assistance from a financial fighter pilot. A raspy cloud formation ostensibly plays pinochle with a globule. The phony submarine is nuclear.
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Last updated 18 June 2011
Illustration from http://www.morguefile.com; photographer mconnors |
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